<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>Bad Johnny's Dirty Perspectives Articles - Brought to you by JoeUser</title><link>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/rss/articles</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2008 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description>Poetry for the Hard of Hearing</description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>2008-07-23T17:25:20</pubDate><lastBuildDate>2008-07-23T17:25:20</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0, Andrew Powell</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>apowell@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>Johnny Masuda</author><comments>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/168187</comments><description><![CDATA[they plop down in the bus seat<br/>behind me<br/>two teen girlies in piles of layered<br/>clothing to stay warm<br/><br/>I’m invisible<br/>strapped into the slot for a<br/>wheel chair<br/>handicapped people can be<br/>hard to see<br/><br/>one tells the other about cutting<br/>herself around her pubes so people<br/>couldn’t tell<br/><br/>they’re talking in whispers, but I’m<br/>invisible and they don’t know I can<br/>hear everything<br/><br/>I can smell the scent of their hair<br/><br/>the other one tells her friend she<br/>does it under her boobs<br/><br/>self-mutil...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/168187</guid><link>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/168187</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:25:20 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-23T17:25:20</pubDateParsed><title>Invisable</title></item><item><author>Johnny Masuda</author><comments>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/161295</comments><description><![CDATA[there’s this guy that lives across the<br/>street from our new house<br/>I think his name is john or tom or something<br/>like that<br/><br/>he told me he had just gotten out of jail<br/>for stealing a bicycle for crystal meth<br/><br/>sometimes late at night <br/>I sit in the door and smoke a joint<br/>while I listen to the bodeans or the pixies or<br/>john lee hooker<br/><br/>he strolls out into the street<br/>hoping I’ll let him hit the joint<br/>with his shaky hands<br/><br/>I tell him<br/>the guy I live with is crazy<br/>seriously fucked up from ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/161295</guid><link>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/161295</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:25:20 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-23T17:25:20</pubDateParsed><title>The neighbor across the street</title></item><item><author>Johnny Masuda</author><comments>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/161293</comments><description><![CDATA[when I was nine<br/>the year my father died<br/>and my mother started drinking<br/>she gave me a set of encyclopedias<br/>as old as I was<br/><br/>I would spend hours reading<br/>in it, picking one out of the<br/>alphabet and going away in<br/>my head while my mom drank<br/>in bar downstairs<br/><br/>I hated the bar and the drunks<br/>and all the shit that came with <br/>them, but I loved my mom even<br/>when she forgot to love me<br/><br/>it was life.<br/><br/>I didn’t know any better<br/>all the kids I knew had families<br/>like mine<br/>fucked up mean dysfu...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/161293</guid><link>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/161293</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:25:20 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-23T17:25:20</pubDateParsed><title>Encyclopedic nine</title></item><item><author>Johnny Masuda</author><comments>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/157975</comments><description><![CDATA[Moskowitz<br/>back in the day<br/>played the Flying Dutchman<br/>here today and gone tomorrow<br/>seeking shelter in a safe-house<br/>hiding from the man that said <br/>she was his wife<br/>then said "I promise<br/>I’m gonna KILL YOU!!!”<br/><br/>J. Masuda © 2007]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/157975</guid><link>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/157975</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:25:20 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-23T17:25:20</pubDateParsed><title>Moskowitz the flying dutchman</title></item><item><author>Johnny Masuda</author><comments>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/154073</comments><description><![CDATA[I’ve got a lot of aches and pains<br/>(living at light speed has it’s price)<br/>and there are times when only a<br/>handful of narcotics will dull the<br/>pain<br/><br/>I bitch about it and sometimes<br/>I allow myself a moment of self-pity<br/>but only a moment,<br/><br/>then I remember I’m not in Afghanistan<br/>getting my brains blown out<br/>or in Somalia starving getting my<br/>brains blown out or<br/>Iraq getting my brains blown out<br/>or<br/>Darfur starving and running from<br/>camel riding assassins getting my brains<br/>blown out<br/><br/>I go...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/154073</guid><link>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/154073</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:25:20 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-23T17:25:20</pubDateParsed><title>Doing fine</title></item><item><author>Johnny Masuda</author><comments>http://johnnymasuda.joeuser.com/article/154072</comments><description><![CDATA[I was forty-seven years old<br/>and I was finally making my first<br/>confession<br/><br/>the church had seven priests in<br/>different corners <br/>each with a line of the confessing<br/>my legs were wobbly and I was sweating<br/>across my forehead like I had my<br/>own little rain storm going on<br/><br/>I wasn’t sure seven priests would<br/>be enough to clean my ass up<br/>but I stepped up when it was my<br/>turn sat down and did the “Bless<br/>me Father, for I have sinned.”<br/><br/>he knew it was my first confession<br/>and told me to relax an...]]></description><guid 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