mo cooks five days a week down at
the horse head bar and grill
he practices his art on a circle of drunks
that crave his special flavors
not all of them food
but he’s not just a cook-ie cutter form
of a man that fills the bellies of the jovial
crowd waiting on his creations
his art is in his heart and the desire to
find that other half to keep his insanity
finely tuned has ruined better men than
he
but like every man before him his dick
leads the way and a couple of times a year
he lets himself think that maybe this ones
the one only to set fire to his beard the
next day swearing at himself for being
just so stupid
(he’s had to snatch his balls on the way out
more than once)
maybe this next one’ll be the one
but he’ll check her for weapons anyway and
make sure his body armor is ready for another
foray into frantic love before he surrenders his
ass to her wickedly smiling eyes
smoked brisket won’t be the only thing cookin’
tonight.